Stoner Problems: Archive

January 2013

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Me: Hey look at that kid trying to put that crumpled dollar in that soda machine!
Raechel: Did you really just notice that?
Nick: How were you able to pick up on that? We passed by pretty fast.
Raechel: Maybe it was in slow motion for Mia.
Me: It was like one of those love at first sight moments. When we finally get together I'm going to be like, "I remember the first time I saw you shoving those crumply dollars into that soda machine."
Nick: Yeah, he's gonna be like, "Baby, I'm a crumply millionaire."

Jan 24th

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February 2012

1 post

“Ay, it’s check out time. Ay ‘Pac, nigga where my motherfucking, where my shoes...”

– Big Syke (via moemoepizza)

Feb 9th

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December 2011

7 posts

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