Stoner Problems

Jan 24

Highlight of the day;

• Me: Hey look at that kid trying to put that crumpled dollar in that soda machine!
• Raechel: Did you really just notice that?
• Nick: How were you able to pick up on that? We passed by pretty fast.
• Raechel: Maybe it was in slow motion for Mia.
• Me: It was like one of those love at first sight moments. When we finally get together I'm going to be like, "I remember the first time I saw you shoving those crumply dollars into that soda machine."
• Nick: Yeah, he's gonna be like, "Baby, I'm a crumply millionaire."

Feb 09

“Ay, it’s check out time. Ay ‘Pac, nigga where my motherfucking, where my shoes go nigga? Where my motherfucking drawls and shit at man? Man y’all niggaz was in here partyin too fucking much. What the fuck y’all doing nigga? Kurupt, go tell Daz man and Bogart and the rest of them niggaz. C’mon man, niggaz is trippin man. Front desk all calling me telling me to get the hell outta here man. We gotta go. I ain’t got no more money, somebody loan me a hundred.” — Big Syke (via moemoepizza)

(Source: muhmuhmeeyuh)

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